WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



The Stoat 7:09 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
We've got Watson
Ol' Vic Watson
I just don't think you understand
He's Syd King's man
He's better than Veinante
We've got Vic Watson

Long Lost 7:00 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
No one seems to sing Where's your corner shop? to Asian refs these days either!

Long Lost 6:59 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
I don't know I heard it said
Dixon's boots are made of lead
I don't know but I've been told
Frankie's boots are made of gold
We hate Chelsea and we hate Chelsea
Etc etc.

Or variations on the theme

Eddie B 3:48 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
Hung on for about a month, didn't he?

Grumpster 3:43 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
Man U went to Munich 40 years ago
They were all laughing until they hit the snow
They pulled back all the covers to find out who was dead
And there was Duncan Edwards, without his fucking head.


Flawed by the fact Edwards didn't die, but this was once sung for 90 minutes by one Nazi lunatic in the BML against them. I liked him, shame he got banned for life soon after!

gph 3:43 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
thought = throughout

gph 3:42 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
I remember Port Vale turning up for a Cup tie and singing "We hate Pakis" thought.

Must've made defjam very uncomfortable, as he was probably the only person in our crowd it could have been aimed at. If it wasn't before he started going, of course.

Northern Sold 3:40 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
and only BUYS one for himself...

Grumpster 3:39 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
Ugly Duckling Tune.

There once was a team called West Ham
Who's colours were claret and blue
And all the other teams in all the other leagues said Ooo, we can't beat you.

Northern Sold 3:39 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
He's only a poor little yido...
He stands at the back of the shelf...
He goes to the bar...
To buy a lager...
and only gets one for himself...

Steve P 3:37 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
LOL

I remember Nayim is a P*ki, followed by 'One Salman Rushdie

epsom 3:34 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
Steve P 2:47 Fri Apr 22

I remember a version up at Spurs once that went:

Tiptoe through the Park Lane, with your skull cap and your bacon sandwich.

bruuuno 3:34 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
I'm 35 and clearly remember M-I-L-E E-N-D from the back of the north bank

Eggbert Nobacon 3:32 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
ludo

saw a pic of a tattoo the other day that managed to have both "THEY reach the sky" as well as "AND like my dreams"

Eggbert Nobacon 3:30 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
believe that was originally sang at Mooro by northerners!

chim chim cha boo 3:18 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
'Georgey Best
Superstar.
Walks like a woman
and he wears a bra'.

Ilford Hammer 3:15 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
Northern Sold 2:20 Fri Apr 22

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
Shanks said 'No, I don't think so'
'But I've heard of the South Bank West Ham'

Bouncing Ludo 3:14 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
NEARLY reach the sky

Eggbert Nobacon 3:09 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
poor little goner surely

Mad Dog 3:08 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
There once was singing gooner
His face was all tattered and torn
It made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore

fred flinstone 2:57 Fri Apr 22
Re: Football chants that are in films and books but you've never heard at a match.
My old man said be a Tottenham fan,
I said fuck off bollocks you're a cunt !

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